Another Goddamn New Year's Resolution Blog

Two-thousand Eighteen:

The year I get what the fuck I want.

To, me: Love, me.

I bet you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here. Well, no goddamn reason at all, actually. This is all for my own personal gain and enjoyment, you’re just allowed to watch the inner workings of my messed up, determined mind at work. So do enjoy your stay here.

Anyway, I’d like to begin by laying out exactly what the fuck I want this year. Many of these things are things I’ve wanted for a while now, but haven’t had the self-discipline to chase them down and seize them for myself. But I don’t want that to be the case anymore, so I’m laying it all out right here, right now, to visualize it. Look at it. Know it. COMMIT TO IT.

GET:

The splits; left, right, and center.

Put both feet behind head.

Freestanding handstand.

A press handstand.

              #StalderPress

Run 1.5 miles (2.4km)

              Run 3.1 miles (5km)

                            Run 6.2 (10km)

Bike 6.2 miles (10km)

              Bike 12.4 miles (20km)

                            Bike 24.3 miles (39.1km)

Swim 0.25 miles (0.4km) #lol

              Swim 0.5 miles (0.8km)

                            Swim 0.93 miles (1.5km)

Sprint Triathlon ^^

              Regular Triathlon

Get Datass.

              And some ass #ayyyyyy #ohshitwhatup

Read 10 books.

Pass N3.

Begin studying Spanish.

I feel like this list expresses a lot of what I’ve BEEN wanting, along with some new smaller goals I’m looking to achieve for myself. By no means does this encompass everything I want, it’s simply what’s on my mind as of right now. I plan on expanding on each of these, discussing the mistakes I’ve made while trying (if I have) to achieve them in the past, what problems I may run into as I pursue them, the challenges and limitations to each that I have to consider in order to be realistic, ways to tackle each in a comprehensive manner, and solid plans IN WRITING to help me visualize my plans and commit to reaching my goals.

With proper research on each goal, I think I can use this space to create a really great archive to stash all my resources and useful information to reference throughout my journey, reflect on what works and what is shit, analyze problems that crop up, and celebrate achievements along the way.

#DinkItAndSinkIt #2k18CanEatMe #ROHSDN